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I Laughed So Hard I Cried.9
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THE WOLF AT THE DOOR
Dear Sir:
In reply to your request that I send a check for my payment, I wish to
inform you that the present condition of my bank account makes it almost
impossible. My shattered financial condition is due to the federal laws,
state laws, county laws, corporation laws, liquor laws, mother-in-laws,
brothers-in-law, sisters-in-law, and outlaws.
Through these laws, I am expected to pay a business tax, amusement tax,
head tax, school tax, gas tax, furniture tax, and excise tax, and even my
brains are taxed. I am required to get a business license, hunting
license, fishing license, car license, truck license, not to mention a
marriage license and a dog license.
I am also required to contribute to every society and organization which
the genius of man is capable of bringing to life: to women's relief,
unemployment relief, and the gold-digger's relief. Also to every
hospital and charitable organization in the city.
For my own safety, I am required to carry life insurance, property
insurance, liability insurance, burglary insurance, accident insurance,
business insurance, earthquake insurance, unemployment insurance, old age
and fire insurance.
My business is so governed that it is no easy matter for me to find out
who owns it. I am expected, inspected, disrespected, rejected, dejected,
examined, re-examined, informed, summoned, commanded, and compelled until
I provide an inexhaustible supply of money for every known need of the
human race.
Simply because I refuse to donate to something or other, I am boy-cotted,
talked about, lied about, held up, held down, and robbed until I am
almost ruined.
The only reason I am clinging to life at all is to see what the hell is
coming next.
I can tell you honestly that except for a miracle that just happened, I
could not enclose this check. The wolf that comes to many doors nowadays
just had pups in my kitchen.....and I sold them. So here is your money.
Cordially yours,
/s/